This came to us with a Christmas card this year. I know there are some variations on this idea but this is the one we received.
Imagine if you will that you started praying and you heard this. . .
“I’m sorry, all of our angles are busy help other saints right now. However, your prayer is important to us and will be answered in the order in which it was received, so please stay on the line.”
If you would like to speak to:
Gabriel, press 1
Michael, press 2
For a directory of the other angels, press 3
If you’d like to hear King David sing a psalm while you are waiting, please press 4.
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JUST IN CASE YOU FORGOT. . .
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
When you want to talk, He’ll listen.
He could live anywhere in the universe and He chose your heart.
God was showing off the day he made you.